The Big Easy

We finally rolled in to New Orleans, our final stop on this crazy voyage, Friday afternoon. Before that however, we had two more rounds of challenges to complete.


Thursday's task, along the Murphy, NC to Birmingham, AL route was to find 21 mailboxes which matched the images given to us as we left the parking lot. We were told that the receptacles could be found on an 18-mile stretch of Highway 225 in Georgia. We weren't, however, told the best strategy for finding them. That's where the "fun" began.

Given that the weather for the region was predicted to be rainy, Wendy and I elected to skip the route given in the rally materials and drive directly to the start of the search in Chatsworth, GA. We arrived around noon, well ahead of most of the other teams. Our original idea was to stop at each mailbox, compare it to the photo sheet, then move on to the next box. After a few close calls with traffic along the surprisingly active two-lane, we abandoned that idea, and simply began taking photos of every mailbox along the route. As we moved south, the predicted foul weather met us. Wendy had to contend with poor driving visibility, while I stayed pretty much wet from hanging out the passenger side window snapping pictures. Reading Twitter posts from teams which arrived to 225 later in the afternoon, we learned that state police and sheriff's deputies had begun warning against any further activities in the area.

We arrived at the evening's hotel, The Medical Center Inn, around 6pm. The first team to arrive at the hotel had posted on Twitter that the condition of the hotel would prompt him to sleep with a condom on. Although, we did not find the facility to be unclean (at least as far as we could tell), it was certainly not the lodging highlight of the trip. We awoke the next morning to find an empty bottle of Wild Irish Rose not far from our doorstep. Nothing goes better with a rundown hotel than a bottle of cheap booze, I guess.

Friday morning everyone gathered at the Barking Kudu, a popular Birmingham bar, which had been the site of a party for B.A.B.E. participants the evening before. At 9:30, the horn was sounded and we started our engines....to look for cracked windshields.

Yes, according to the rally sheet for Day 5, the Birmingham area is well-known for having a large quantity of less-than-structurally-sound windshields on the roads. Our task was to find 5 such windshields, more points being awarded for those screens with the most cracks. Wendy and I returned to an area south of Birmingham where we had visited briefly the night before, due to a GPS error getting to the hotel. Not the best side of the city, to be sure, but an area in which an abundance of damaged vehicles were likely to be found.

We quickly found our way to a small shopping center and number of cracked windshields. While most passersby took only curious notice of our activities, one gentleman in particular was none too amused by our photography efforts. Unfortunately, his vehicle would provide the most points, since its windshield was little more than a spider's web of fractures. As I adjusted the camera's zoom to get the best perspective, I heard a booming voice from one of the stores. "HEY! What you doin' with my car!???"

Now, in most cases, we've been able to whip out one of our handy "business cards" for the rally and, along with a smile, defuse any and all confrontations. The gravity in this gentleman's voice, however, made it clear he would brook no discussion. Moving as fast as a skirt and Birkenstocks would allow, I coaxed my ample frame quickly into the relative safety of EZ, strongly suggesting to Wendy that she make all due haste in effecting a departure. In response, she whipped the car around in a 180 worthy of any Hollywood action film. Photos in hand and the risk of bodily harm abated, we made for the interstate for a rendezvous in the Big Easy with Violet and her bright yellow Smart Car.

The last challenge of the day involved finding the aforementioned Violet somewhere in the French Quarter, where she would give us a token worth a few more points. The catch was, she would only be there until 5:30p. So, we moved with all due haste south, sometimes solo, other times in caravan with other teams. Around 4pm, we rolled down Canal Street and our (so far) only encounter with The Law.

Canal Street is the main thoroughfare in downtowm NO which separates the French Quarter from the modern (or American) section. In order to preserve the orderly flow of traffic, left turns into the French Quarter are not permitted. Hoping that Bourbon Street was one of the exceptions, I turned left....right before the watchful eyes of New Orlean's Finest. Luckily, the officer was not interested in busting the chops of an otherwise law abiding citizen and let me off with a warning, which has been dutifully adhered to since that encounter.

After twenty minutes of searching, we found the effervescent Violet and her festively-colored transport. The quick find gave us extra time at the hotel to have our points in for the 7:30 deadline.

As the teams gathered in the hotel lobby to submit points or just to mingle before the winners were announced, the decibel value of the hubbub reached critical levels; the pinnacle of which was attained when everyone broke into a chorus of the rally's official theme song, "Move Along", by the All American Rejects. The entire rally was subsequently ejected from the hotel. We moved en masse to a nearby parking lot to hold the awards ceremony. All in all, it was a fitting conclusion to an event filled with breakdowns, brushes with the authorities and general mayhem - along with a healthy dose of camaraderie, creativity and about the most fun you could have in five days on the road.

And what of the star of this adventure, EZ, the little car that could? Despite the previous owner's assertion that her engine was not worth the expense of repair, EZ managed the 2,500 miles since we left North Carolina with little complaint - consuming 10 quarts of oil and a paltry $103.06 in fuel. The MPG averaged out to 33.09 for the entire trip. How's THAT for 21 year old tech?

Whether EZ will join us next year, assuming we throw our hats in the ring for B.A.B.E. 2010, remains to be seen. There is already someone here in New Orleans who has offered to buy her. In any event, that little car, which provided us with so much fun over the past week, certainly will not be bound for the scrapyard any time soon. She's a rally veteran now and as they say, "old soldiers never die".


"Back Home You're Just A Strange Guy With A Stupid Looking Car"

That was Wendy's assessment of our somewhat "celebrity" status in the Murphy, NC WalMart.  As we went to pick up some octane booster for EZ (who had ingested some rotgut fuel in the mountains that caused her lifters to break out in song in the climbs), we ran into a group of local teens who pointed to us and shouted "BABE Rally!" in a good-natured manner.  Guess there is something to be said for cruising around in a car with a fin.  Chicks dig the fin...


Anyhow, it is too late to come to any meaningful conclusions about the day, which was filled with driving challenges galore, not the least of which was the descent of the Tail of the Dragon - a rather serpentine 11 mile stretch of US 129.  Compounding the late hour is the fact that the Murphy Best Western has high-speed Internet connectivity in the most general of senses.  

While it might be faster than a tin cup and string, it leaves much to be desired otherwise.  In some parallel universe a civilization was born, matured and ceased to exist in the time that the first "G" in Google managed to grace the screen.    Thank heavens for the Verizon card, which seems to work pretty well and doesn't require someone to wake Mabel up at the telephone switching office when another web page is requested.  

New pictures are up, accessible via the Photos tab at the top of the page.  On to Birmingham, AL for Day 4 tomorrow.


They Aren't From Around These Parts...

So, today was the day to break out the costumes.  Although "astronaut" was the basic theme, this premise was interpreted quite broadly.  The challenge portion of Day 2 was to visit three towns from a list of twelve in said costume and have your team's picture taken in front of a building with the burgs' name emblazoned on it, along with any member of the local citizenry who were not reduced to fits of laughter or stricken with fear (the latter actually occurred to a few teams). 


We chose the communities of Timberlake and Hillsville in Virginia and Elizabethton in Tennessee, but enough with words.  The pictures tell the story much better.

Speed, Suspense & Seredipity


Day 1 began with a jovial gathering in the spillover parking lot of the Staten Island Hotel.    Teams were asked to be near their "vehicles" by 9am, anticipating a 9:30 start.   After a brief round of announcements from Justin, one of the rally marshalls, the airhorn was sounded and the collection of wrecks began snaking out onto the road like some sequel to Mad Max.    Karen, another marshall, handed a flyer to the person occupying the "shotgun seat" in each car as they passed.  The flyer detailed our photo challenges for the day:
  1. Ferrari 430 (real, not a model)
  2. Official license plate with two full English (no abbreviations) words
  3. Flying Confederate flag
  4. Building or sign with a President's name on it.
  5. Three Ford Edge automobiles in any color, but copper.
  6. Mustang GT convertible with top down (bonus if owner poses with car)
  7. Hot air balloon
  8. Six highway patrol cars (not police or other law enforcement), each from different states.
The teams quickly split up as we crossed the bridge from the island.  Wendy and I, followed the directions in our GPS to Harrisonburg, VA - our endpoint, some 300 miles distant.  Challenge #4 was quickly nabbed as we passed an exit to a road named Washington.   Breaking out the laptop, I began searching for Ferrari dealerships along the route while Wendy kept EZ in the straight and narrow, all the while, looking for license plates and State Police cars.  

Our best shot for a Ferrari 430 was located at a dealership just outside of Philadelphia, which we would bypass on our current route.  Checking the dealer's inventory online revealed not one, but TWO 430 coupes.  We plugged in the address for the dealer and left the direct route to Virginia.   As we exited the Interstate, we noticed a State Patrol repair depot and made a quick turn into the lot.  Spying two wrecked cruisers, I grabbed a couple of shots while Wendy whipped EZ into a tight circle to make a hasty retreat from the stares that greeted our arrival. 

Continuing south, we searched parking lots along the way in vain for vanity license plates (don't seem to be popular in New Jersey) and the elusive Ford Edge.   Once we had a picture of an Edge (thanks to Google) and knew what to look for, challenge #5 fell quickly.  We had just nabbed our last Edge photo, when we noticed a Mustang convertible parked just outside of an insurance office.  Turning the car around, we discovered, to our luck, that it was indeed a GT.   Walking into the office, we pleaded our case with the office staff and met the manager, who owned the car.   Once we explained what we were all about, he was more than happy to drop the convertible top and let us take the picture.  Challenge #6 complete!

Still no two-word license plate though.  Nearing our date with a Ferrari, we came across a mall with a large parking deck.  After about 20 minutes of searching, Wendy spotted a plate bearing the words "ICOPY2".  Don't know if the owner ran a copier service company or was a budding plagiarist, but we took the shot and made for the highway once more.   All of this slow riding through parking lots was taking its toll on our clutch.  Just how much, we were soon to learn.

Entering the town of Bryn Mawr, PA, the home of Villanova University, we were passed by a Ferrari parts truck.  Success was within sight!   A few blocks later we found the combination Ferrari/Maserati dealership.  Wendy, being the far more respectable member of the team, entered the establishment to explain what we were looking for.   Yes, for the low, low price of $178k or $231k we could have our choice of either of the Italian stallions.  Beautiful cars, to be sure.  Talking with one of the salespersons, we learned that we were the sixth visitor to the dealership from the rally.  Challenge #1 done!

Now to find a hot air balloon.  Pointing EZ towards the Pennsylvania Dutch country, we hoped to find a balloon at a launch site that we found on the 'net.   As we neared the location, Wendy mentioned how hard EZ's shifter was becoming to get in gear.  Not good.  Not good at all.  Didn't plan on transmission issues and certainly out of my capacity to repair.  We switched seating positions at the launch site, which was a bust.  No balloons.  My fears were confirmed as I had a chance to experience the shifter for myself.  Very nearly did not get it out of reverse.  

While we had planned to spin through Gettysburg in search of a Rebel banner, the tranny issues convinced us to seek out the Interstate once more, where shifting would not be as much of a requirement.  Once on the superslab, it was smooth sailing once more.  What shifts were required were met with mechanical growls and protests.    We chose to risk a quick trip through Chambersburg, PA in one more search for a flag.  No go, but we did manage to fill up on gas, oil and snacks.  

Back on the highway, we met another team, Shite Rider (the Knight Rider clone from the nether regions) and continued along together until we reached Harrisonburg around 7:45pm.  Photos had to be turned in by 9 on this day, so we skipped checking in at the hotel and made tracks for Clementines, a local restaurant/bar where the marshalls were holding court.  Wendy showed our collection of snapshots to the organizers while I wrestled a even more cranky EZ into a parking space.  

By the time I walked in, Wendy had already wrapped things up with the marshalls.  Success!  All of our photos were accepted.  Arriving at the Best Western, our home for the evening, I started flipping through the Toyota repair guide in the hopes of finding some solution to our problem.  I did not look forward to speed shifting through the mountains of NC on Day 3.  The guide made reference to a clutch fluid reservoir and then it clicked.  Wendy had found a half empty bottle of brake fluid stashed behind one of EZ's headlights when we brought it home in January.  What if....

After locating the fluid tank we discovered that it was empty and required DOT 3 Brake Fluid, which was a part of our toolkit.   We test drove EZ for a short trip to a Vietnamese restaurant down the street to confirm the "repair".  Mystery of the brake fluid bottle solved, along with our shifting problem.  Just one more leak to keep an eye on.

And now for Day 2...astronauts descending upon the gentle people of Virginia.  Heaven help us all...

 


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