Project EZ Personnel Briefing #2: Scott "Crash Gordon" Stewart

Having been diagnosed with Delayed Onset Technical Attention Deficit Disorder at an early age, Mr. Stewart's prospects in any meaningful profession seemed dim. Those who suffer from this maddening affliction find themselves quite engaged while tearing apart some new piece of technology, only to become bored with the effort to reassemble the now widely-scattered remains. Despite (or perhaps because of) this liability, Scott has managed to hold down a job as a Unix System Architect for a large underwear company. He brings a unique perspective and questionable sartorial vision to Project EZ.

Calling Winston-Salem, North Carolina home, Mr. Stewart remains close enough to be monitored by colleague Wendy Ledbetter on an as-needed basis. When not threatening the existence of defenseless programmers in the course of after-hours technical support, Scott enjoys camping in his 1972 VW Bus, watching Doctor Who and impersonating a part-time college instructor.

It was during his own college years that he was dubbed "Crash Gordon" by one of his professors. Thinking that the institution's computing system for business students was hung when it was merely waiting for a utility to complete, Mr. Stewart shut the system down hard. It was only through the heroic efforts of IBM that classes could resume.

During his more lucid moments, Mr. Stewart also provides nutritional counseling and housing assistance to the project's ancillary technical staff.